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15 Badndages Scrapped Verses! "american dean"

21 Savage just dropped his new album, "american dream". And it is full of his classic witty bars!!! However, not all the bards can make the cut. Today 121 porridges is doing an interview with us. He will be going over his scrapped verses, bars, and bars. "You know i'm just, a perfectionist, and like, (21) i just wanna make su [the town is destroyed]re that all of my songs are the best they can be (on god)." On the song, "redrum", he was going to rap, "i got a tattoo of your moms, cuz we go to the proms (pussy)".     We asked him why he removed this bar, and he said, "i dunno." Another bar from "redrum",  "I got fella's asking me if I like dick, umm, hold... on.. umm.. nah (what the fuck?) I stick my nose in your pussy, bitches love a big nose (on jod)" We asked again, why remove this line? "I'll be a good boy and eat yo boogers." On "pop your shit",  "I dropped my white phone in t...

BREAKING NEWS: LIL WAYNE'S "LIL WAYNE" EXPOSED! PUBLIC INDECENCY SCANDAL

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WOW WOWOWOWO WOW !!! BREAKINGS! LIL WAYNE AND HIS PARTER IN CRIME “LITTLE BITTLE WAYNES” IS BEEN EXPOSED IN PUBLIC AND THE LADIES LOVES IT!!! AFTER DOING A 10 MILE RUN FOR CHARITY (lost dog foundation) HE YOUR BAD DAY FOR WEARING BOXERS. MR WAYNES PULLED DOWN HIS PANTS AND YUH YOH!!! iT WAS JUST THERE LOOKING AT ME, FREAKIEST THING I HAVES EVER SEEN!!! TURNS OUT HE AIN’T CIRC’D!!! WHA!!!!!! Pic of lil Wayne after “comport” concert for charity “I was just trying to change into my comfy pants. people seriously think that my brown airpod case was my tip, GUYS!! Use your heads! I SWEAR IT WASN’T GUYS GUUUUYYYYYYS COME ON!!!!! (audible sigh) I'm never gonna live this down, huh…” - Wayne Montgomery Quef of house duke the 3rd TO BE HONEST I FORGOT WHO LIL WAYNE WAS… I REMEMBERED HE IS THE ONE WHO SOUNDS LIKE HE HAS BEEN SMOKING FOR 40 YEARS!!! WAS IT REALLY HIS LITTLE PAL WE SAW??? OR IS IT MAJOR CONSPIRACY JOHNSON…. WE WILL FIND OUT NEXT TIME!!!! Written by: Amadeus Chin

BREAKING NEWS: DRAKE TO RELEASE COLLABORATION ALBUM WITH DONALD GAMBINO

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Evidence of past history... possibly lovers? Y’all hear this!??!?!?! It has recently been leaked on VanillaIceFan22 twitter (#1 source for leaks in rap history) the name and tracklist of musics! As a huge fan of Dake the whole team is loving to wait is it's new album it's et it it's on you're it's album it's guys gambino! The album will be called “Certified Gloverboy,” here’s the tracklist: Baby!! Why are you lesbian! Bongfire (ft snoop dogg) Dip it down let it crown! (ft pregnant) Hold on, we’re going to America Me and yourself Started from 3005 Blem V.2 I don’t know about you, but i’m major excited fo this!! Yoooo! I will be listening when it drops! Written by: Chinese Name

Breaking news! Ye to announce collaboration with stüssy: first look!

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Both brands under 1 new logo Everybody! Jump for joy! Local looney Ye Bonks to release clothing with supreme sister company st üssy!!! We are excited to announce that we have a first look for you! This must be a joke! I am giddy with excitement! Mister kanye “ye” west formally addressed this in a recent interview with black conan, “yea i’m releasing it. I like st üssy cause they make expensive clothes. Give me thousands of dollars for my ultra stem player improved version quef.”  WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??? Written by: Dante Abus

THIS JUST IN: CHRISTOPHER BILLINGSWORTH IN CUSTODY

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Is Christopher Billingsworth in photography dungeon.  (photo provided by celebrity mugshots.org) Break my news everyone! I can not exactly believe this! Christopher Billingsworth, local from Chestnutshireland (home ville), has been taken into custody! Us in RealRapFacts are here to bring you most recent news, our infiltrator, Whojjhjitza (pronounced as who - the sound of a humming generator - itza [like itza me mario]) Egg Frankz is on the scene gathering words! New intel states he was taken under because of possible conspiracy of the crown! Christopher quoted in saying this, “Curses! You foul crouts (pronounced croots) have mistakenly imprisoned me! Once again I am forced to appeal to the people!” If anyone is out of the loop on that one, Christopher was involved in a recent scandal involving 12 Chinese infants! Wha?!?!?!?! Gang had to advocate that he ain’t do nun! Don’t worry guys, we’ll get Chris out of this cucumber! Just like last time! Written by: Benjamin Tiddles Lord of Ri...

HAPPY WILLIAMS AND JOHNATHAN ZOS TO MAKE COLLABORATION ALBUM.

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"For real williams" is the album name! A very interesting duo for sho!! Maybe inspiration from they're last signel "Entrepreneur". We even have some confirmed features! Drake, 21 Sarvarge, ye, and a posthumous feature from Yousef Arid! Very exciting newsings! Recent, tracklist was leakied. But maybe untrue so, take grain salting. 1. The Seven Sins (We are 2) 2. Poison (feat. Drake) 3. The Seven Seas (We are 3) (feat. Lil Baby) 4. Kings 5. Entrepreneur 6. Entrepreneur (Remix Feat. Rick Ross) 7. Late  8. Now Or Never (Feat. ye) 9. Dustings (Feat. Yousef Arid) 10. Herd Mentality (Gangster Mentality) 11. We Out very interesting track names! now just to wait for releasement! we will update whenever new news on way!

QUAVO REVEALS HOW HE LIKES SALARDS!

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  Quarvon is a rapper. He is a migo. He is very population on social media. Recent, he made a post about how he like eating slards. "Big fan of salads. I eat them all the time to stay healthy. I like them with a lot of ranch. Like a LOT of ranch. Grass too. For that garnish y'know?" Very interest, as nobody else in the WORLD. eats salabs with grass.  Gross picture. Interesting how he call himself the "QUAVUS" as his name is clear  QWuaronvo. Odd. Maybe he is do this for marketing? Written By: Michael Killgor

BREAKING NEWS: DENZEL CURRY SPOTTED BACK IN AMERICA!

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  Mr melted eyes, (denzel curry) is back in america! after doing the walk for months. he swore, "I  named my song "walkin" because for every stream i will walk one mile." the song is at 35million streams! (wow) so he has been doing walkijng for long time since now. 35 milon mile is from eart to mars! did he step feet on the mars?  he is now very fitting. (excersise) maybe he will tell this tale, story, fable, whatever call it you do, on a new song. looking forward to his new album! it is called: to mars and back (35 million mile adventure trip) written by: Chinese Name

T-PAIN QUOTE ROVER FOOTAGE LEAKED!!

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  BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG NEWS. 

Lil Bugspray New Artist!!

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  Little bugspray! What a clever little name. He is the most recent artist. Ever! We recently had interview with said little. Here is what he said. "Why do you have the name? "THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. ITS ALL I COULD DO!" "Why did you bring a can of bugspray?" "IT'S ALL I HAVE LEFT!". This is very distress. His first song is called, "HELP!". Certainly a common name in the music world. We believe he is the full of potential! He was born on june 3rd (Insect Repellent Awareness Day). We can not wait for more bug spray songs! Written By: Detroit Man

"Yonkers is a city?" Said Create Tyler!

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  If you are familiar with him (creation tyling) you may know of his the hit first song, "Yonkers". Many people did the thinking and thought the name was it from the city in new york. It does the turning out that Tyler had no idea that it was a!! City. " I did not know that yonkers was a city in new york! I had no idea. What. So. Ever." Said tyler in an interview with ???? (not announced). Do you think he is lying? Or is he truth? Either way, this is the very humor. Maybe his lack of knowledge is why is he the asshole. (refer to tyler balls article). Written By: Gary Gary

Christopher Billingsworth: Be To Soon Big Star!!

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Christopher Billingsworth is the most recent in the soundcloud cloud. He has released the hitting single, "Royalty". He is the very good lyrics, and a nice instrumental. Here are some excerpt of the bar. "this beat is quite exquisite,   Billingsworth is intelligent,  christopher billingsworth  the new biggest thing  make queen elizabeth irrelevant" Bold statement! How daring. You cannot simply make the queen fall out of the her spotlighting!! But props to him for being the confidentos. If any new develop happen we will be the updating then. Written By: Queef McDangers

BREAKING NEWS: TRAVIS SCOTT ARREST FOR GAME EMULATION ROM

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  Travis Scott is the very famous rapper of the new generation. You may have heard him from the hit single, "10 casualties" after the very controversial accident at the big show. (big game) He was seen outside of his house being detained by the popo. Picture above (taken by apache helicopter owned by local resident) When the coaps entered his apartman, the first thing that did the catch of their eye were the large amount of the video game cartrage. It does the turning out, Tarpis Scab was running an illegal video game free download website. The revenue from all of the adis were funding his sessions in the studio. His bail was announce the live on social medias. It is the total price of every game he ever did the illegal. It counts up to the 30M dollar. How will he do the recovering from this? We wish the good lucking of the Travis. Written By: Oculus Riftings

Kendrick Lamar To Release Man Spider Collaboration Album

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The famous rapper Kenderk Lamar recently has done the releasing of his the "Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers" to good reviews In the recent, a user of "reddit" (thank for the correcting from the rebbit to reddit.) claims to be a close relative to Mr. Lamar. He said Kendrick will be releasing deluxe version of album his "Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers"!! This is great because new song possibility maybe. The even have attachment the mp3 file of one of the deluxo songs. It is the track "Mirror" which the last is song on his the album. And Lamer hints at a new album in the tracking. Video is above of the lyrical of this leaking. "Are we really getting a new album already? This is insane, thank you kendrick lamar for your amazing music!!" Said user u\Zeospace. Some people have been saying that the family member could the possiblity be the baby keem. Creator of famous hit single, "Fortnite". He is a very close collaboration wit...

Underground rapper "Yousef Arid" gone crazy in a Red Robin bar area.

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Yousef Arid is the underground rapper of them all. Few know of him and his existing, but today we all learn shocking factoid about him himself. Mr. Arid was seen yesterday at a red robin bar area, ranting about how the crouton (fried bread in salard) "Be careful! They have little forks! Do not step on the croutons, it is like when you step on popular childrens novelty toy, legos! (feel stabbing senstation) Beware of the crewtons!" Yousef is quoted in saying yesteday at the red robin bar area. He was not drunk, according to the copers. Not many people are in the know about what happen last night. Many of his the fans are very being scared about his loud outburst. Maybe he is the bipolan? "DONT LET THEM GET NEAR ME!" Said yousef, while being dragged, detained, arrested, pulled, yanked, moved, taken, by the copas. In case you are the unfimilars these has are croutons. Yousef was then executed live on the red robin scene, by lethal injection of the crouton dustings. Th...