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WOW WOWOWOWO WOW !!! BREAKINGS! LIL WAYNE AND HIS PARTER IN CRIME “LITTLE BITTLE WAYNES” IS BEEN EXPOSED IN PUBLIC AND THE LADIES LOVES IT!!! AFTER DOING A 10 MILE RUN FOR CHARITY (lost dog foundation) HE YOUR BAD DAY FOR WEARING BOXERS. MR WAYNES PULLED DOWN HIS PANTS AND YUH YOH!!! iT WAS JUST THERE LOOKING AT ME, FREAKIEST THING I HAVES EVER SEEN!!! TURNS OUT HE AIN’T CIRC’D!!! WHA!!!!!! Pic of lil Wayne after “comport” concert for charity “I was just trying to change into my comfy pants. people seriously think that my brown airpod case was my tip, GUYS!! Use your heads! I SWEAR IT WASN’T GUYS GUUUUYYYYYYS COME ON!!!!! (audible sigh) I'm never gonna live this down, huh…” - Wayne Montgomery Quef of house duke the 3rd TO BE HONEST I FORGOT WHO LIL WAYNE WAS… I REMEMBERED HE IS THE ONE WHO SOUNDS LIKE HE HAS BEEN SMOKING FOR 40 YEARS!!! WAS IT REALLY HIS LITTLE PAL WE SAW??? OR IS IT MAJOR CONSPIRACY JOHNSON…. WE WILL FIND OUT NEXT TIME!!!! Written by: Amadeus Chin

Evidence of past history... possibly lovers? Y’all hear this!??!?!?! It has recently been leaked on VanillaIceFan22 twitter (#1 source for leaks in rap history) the name and tracklist of musics! As a huge fan of Dake the whole team is loving to wait is it's new album it's et it it's on you're it's album it's guys gambino! The album will be called “Certified Gloverboy,” here’s the tracklist: Baby!! Why are you lesbian! Bongfire (ft snoop dogg) Dip it down let it crown! (ft pregnant) Hold on, we’re going to America Me and yourself Started from 3005 Blem V.2 I don’t know about you, but i’m major excited fo this!! Yoooo! I will be listening when it drops! Written by: Chinese Name

Both brands under 1 new logo Everybody! Jump for joy! Local looney Ye Bonks to release clothing with supreme sister company st üssy!!! We are excited to announce that we have a first look for you! This must be a joke! I am giddy with excitement! Mister kanye “ye” west formally addressed this in a recent interview with black conan, “yea i’m releasing it. I like st üssy cause they make expensive clothes. Give me thousands of dollars for my ultra stem player improved version quef.”  WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??? Written by: Dante Abus

Is Christopher Billingsworth in photography dungeon.  (photo provided by celebrity mugshots.org) Break my news everyone! I can not exactly believe this! Christopher Billingsworth, local from Chestnutshireland (home ville), has been taken into custody! Us in RealRapFacts are here to bring you most recent news, our infiltrator, Whojjhjitza (pronounced as who - the sound of a humming generator - itza [like itza me mario]) Egg Frankz is on the scene gathering words! New intel states he was taken under because of possible conspiracy of the crown! Christopher quoted in saying this, “Curses! You foul crouts (pronounced croots) have mistakenly imprisoned me! Once again I am forced to appeal to the people!” If anyone is out of the loop on that one, Christopher was involved in a recent scandal involving 12 Chinese infants! Wha?!?!?!?! Gang had to advocate that he ain’t do nun! Don’t worry guys, we’ll get Chris out of this cucumber! Just like last time! Written by: Benjamin Tiddles Lord of Riddle