THIS JUST IN: CHRISTOPHER BILLINGSWORTH IN CUSTODY




Is Christopher Billingsworth in photography dungeon. 
(photo provided by celebrity mugshots.org)


Break my news everyone! I can not exactly believe this! Christopher Billingsworth, local from Chestnutshireland (home ville), has been taken into custody! Us in RealRapFacts are here to bring you most recent news, our infiltrator, Whojjhjitza (pronounced as who - the sound of a humming generator - itza [like itza me mario]) Egg Frankz is on the scene gathering words!


New intel states he was taken under because of possible conspiracy of the crown! Christopher quoted in saying this, “Curses! You foul crouts (pronounced croots) have mistakenly imprisoned me! Once again I am forced to appeal to the people!”


If anyone is out of the loop on that one, Christopher was involved in a recent scandal involving 12 Chinese infants! Wha?!?!?!?! Gang had to advocate that he ain’t do nun!


Don’t worry guys, we’ll get Chris out of this cucumber! Just like last time!





Written by: Benjamin Tiddles Lord of Riddles

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